Good luck to you! I have never been to one either. I did go to a lingerie party a long time ago. How many people are you expecting?
Right now about 40, but there's still time for numbers to increase. :) Party is on October 26 with an RSVP by October 19. Penis Pasta, Giant Jello Willie, Brownie Dicks so far are on the menu... There's only one thing these ladies will have on their minds... :wink: If I get a call for doing a lesbian party I'll have the appropriate body parts food to get them going! :)
Sounds like a blasted good time. Those are some interesting menu items. Are you serving "meatballs" with the penis pasta? If Icome up with any great ideas, I'll let you know :)
you should invite darksat. "penis pasta" is one of his favorites! :P
Hey, since when did you become a lady, edwin?
Edwin, how many times have I told you, stop fantasising about me.
LOL
Men. You can't just tell them to stay out of a thread and expect them to listen, can you?
it says ladies only but men are posting!
[quote:7f6ac63b67="Brigid"]Sounds like a blasted good time. Those are some interesting menu items. Are you serving "meatballs" with the penis pasta?[/quote:7f6ac63b67] We are definitely having balls! :wink:
What if this were a secret thread about you boys? It's like barging in on the ladies restroom! 8O 8O 8O
[quote:8f8cf8ccec="edwin"]it says ladies only but men are posting![/quote:8f8cf8ccec] Men. They always stick their "$%&*%#@" into everything!
Don't they, tho? *mumbles and stuff*
BK please ban E & D for posting in this thread, this may be one of their last posts here. Also all members should vote for Anthony for WM President ASAP :!:
Anthony, who r u trying to convince with that avitar.
Had the Ladies Only Party last night! 49 in attendance. Great sales :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: Some even scheduled a party for their home :!: German and French wines served... enjoyed by all... definitely helped the sales :D Lots of tips exchanged! :wink: Gotta do this more often! :D Hand-outs given were "Love Coupons" and "Romantic Dessert Recipes". (If anyone is interested I'd be happy to post them.)
Glad it went well for you! :)
theres a lot of hard up broads out there so its a huge market.
[quote:ddf95a33f3="raven"]Glad it went well for you! :)[/quote:ddf95a33f3] Thanks for the nice words, Raven. :)
[quote:ffca549e60="edwin"]theres a lot of hard up broads out there so its a huge market.[/quote:ffca549e60] First of all, I did not notice any "broad" ladies. :evil: Second, these ladies were purchasing to enhance their relationships... their "fortunate" partners are absolutely going to reap the rewards :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: If you would like a pump, masturbation sleeve, jac-off lube etc. for your lonely nights, I'd be happy to offer you a 10% discount when you place your order! :twisted:
no thanks. definitely can't use any of those items.
Great to hear that it went well for you! Hope that your forthcoming parties go as well (or better) than your first! :) I don't know what to say to the guys who keep posting in the "Ladies Only" thread...
[quote:310f01faf8="edwin"]no thanks. definitely can't use any of those items.[/quote:310f01faf8] We also carry Butt Plugs, Blow-up dolls (male, female and transexual)... :P Oh yes, I forgot, you may be interested in hog-ties, cock cages, ball gags and the everyday mundane hand-cuffs! :twisted:
[quote:48dd6a007d="Brigid"]I don't know what to say to the guys who keep posting in the "Ladies Only" thread...[/quote:48dd6a007d] I have some whips we can use to adjust their attitudes :lol: :lol: :lol:
[quote:7237b39305="Brigid"]Great to hear that it went well for you! Hope that your forthcoming parties go as well (or better) than your first! :) [/quote:7237b39305] Thank you, Brigid :!: :)
Got any extra large ring gags?
extra large condoms would be the main thing i can use.
LOL!
[quote:2c8eaf6054="edwin"]extra large condoms would be the main thing i can use.[/quote:2c8eaf6054] try a plastic bag.
as the song goes.... it was down by the paddy gardens where my screw and i did meet she asked had i rubbers sure a plastic bag will do
[quote:e076494f0f="darksat"][quote:e076494f0f="edwin"]extra large condoms would be the main thing i can use.[/quote:e076494f0f] try a plastic bag.[/quote:e076494f0f] Men... They always make it bigger than it really is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...and they "always" think bigger is better :roll:
actually I wouldnt mind being about an inch shorter, Ive had a few complaints. must cut down on the workouts. :lol:
same trouble here. women say "it hurts". so i may go in for a reduction soon.
I dont fancy the idea of surgery so I guess I will have to find a couple of very accomadating women.
:roll: And this is supposed to be the ladies only thread?
[quote:54598f857f="raven"]:roll: And this is supposed to be the ladies only thread?[/quote:54598f857f] Is there something we don't know about "The Boys" :?: :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
well they're talking about surgery :lol:
LOL! Good one, Oneill :lol:
[quote:cabfbb05b6="darksat"]I dont fancy the idea of surgery so I guess I will have to find a couple of very accomadating women.[/quote:cabfbb05b6] thank god there are millions of them!
DarkSat thinks with his _________ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Edwin is so smart he needs a brain reduction, they should cut some of his brain out and put in a Google Brain Implant..... 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted:
and the funny thing anthony is my _____ is smarter than you. :lol:
Yeah, but at least I am not a _________ head like you D 8O 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol:
Wow a comeback worthy of a 5year old. :lol:
why not just say penishead?
We use that exclusively for you Oneill :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE X-RATED WORDS ONEILL, Raven get started on Oneill's ban from the forum please :?: :?: :?:
Since this "Ladies Only" topic has been adulterated with male chit-chat, may I "point" your direction to an item that can be used by both men and women at the same time... :) or not... :) a versatile item... :) no matter what your persuasion! :wink: :) (please do not visit if you find adult sex toys to be offensive) :( https://www.fn-fun.com/Display.asp?ID=4714
well thats edwins christmas present sorted.