:welcome fellow Canadian! I am in Ontario also. Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?
Welcome [quote:48783db38a="Kalina"] if you want to know anything about me feel free to ask. :D Kalina[/quote:48783db38a] Ok so The following statements were made by each of eight people at a family reunion. They are each referring to one of the other seven people (in other words the person being referred to in the first statement, Maria, is making one of the other statements).Assume that all parents are married and that all married couples are heterosexual, married only once, still married, and attending together. 1. "I am Maria's niece." 2. "Christopher is my only cousin." 3. "Clarissa is my brother's wife." 4. "I am Donna's sister." 5. "Jonathan is my uncle." 6. "Theodore is my brother." 7. "Ben is my nephew." 8. "Judy is my daughter." Can you determine who made each statement? ----------------------------------------------------------- Me take things to literaly, Never. :lol: 8)
It's weird how you mentioned every persons name in my second uncles family. Evil power?
Thanks everyone! Raven, Thanksgiving was great as always. I hope your's was good too! Hey darksat, if I had time I'd think about that, lol.
Kalina, I think I know that name from some other forums I was banned from. 8O :twisted: 8O Were you not one of the members that voted to have me banned at the other joint? 8O 8O :evil: :evil: :evil: Welcome to the forum anyway, please don't try to get me banned here, but feel free to PM the guy we call BK (Big Kahunna), he runs the joint, thinks he is funny (he really is the most boring member here). I tried to get him banned but his wife will not kick him to the curb 8O Feel free to PM BK anytime to tell him to ban Edwin, Oneill and DarkSat (we call him DarkSatan for short), DarkSat is one of the devils that were cast into the swine that jumped off of the cliff when the spirits of Satan were cast into them. Somehow when the swine hit the water and died, DarkSat got loose and ended up here at the forum. Do not believe anything he says, he can be quite charming, but evil never leaves his mind :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: 8O 8O 8O Follow all of the above intructions and only trust what I say and you will be a smash here at Web Mastery. PS: DO NOT FOLLOW DARKSAT INTO THE OUTER DARKNESS 8O 8O 8O :evil:
I sensed my name being spoken, or even typed. anthony is our local looney. please dont feed him.
Anthony honey, as if I'd ever get you banned, you're the life of the party! See you at DP later!
Kalina, we have a great group of people here, we joke about good and evil and right and wrong, the light and the darkness (Darksat) :evil: We snipe at each other quite a bit, most of it is all in jest except for me sending the "East Akron Mafia" to give Edwin his first and last set of cement boots 8O Even with all this we have a "whole lota love" between the members. I will give you a list of the coolest members from starting with # 1 Anthony Cea = 1 These guys are all tied for second place. DarkSat Edwin Oneill MikeFWT RickyJo We have some great female members who are really the one's that keep this gang of wayward webmasters in line. Brigid and Raven who have their own fan club. They are number 1, you will be glad to join such a fine female class that keeps watch over the COOCOO Nest here :roll: :roll: :roll: :? Let's not forget about the least funny Webmaster forum owner on earth, his name is BIG KAHUNNA, he is alright once in a while. If you ever need a sleeping pill just read his posts :wink:
hey and :welcome
Chead Mile Failte: :D
Chili, I don't eat no Chili unless I make it myself DZ. This Kalina is really a coding talent, have you guy's seen her website :?: I don't like Edwin :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil: :evil:
Us girls rule. Truth be told.
Yep. What Brigid said.
Anthony, Chead Mile Failte means a hundred thousand welcomes in irish you culturally deficit smartass. Kalina, Nice site. your underpriced though.
How dare you Darksat :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: DarkSat, If I could just get my hands around your neck :oops: :oops: just about right now you would retract that statement 8O 8O 8O :evil: :twisted: Girls you are right, you are better than our male members (DarkSat, E & O & BK) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:welcome welcome aboard kalina! we dont get too many canucks around here so this is pretty exciting for all of us!
:welcome Kalina! Anthony gives me too much credit... I don't post half as much as the others on that list he gave out... funny how you gave yourself the highest ranking. Gotta admire your sheer humility... :roll: DZ, I think you're wrong... his prices are reasonable. He claims to be affordable and that is definitely the case. It makes sense because how else can you get well established without doing the grunt work for cheap returns to start with? Best of luck to your design business!
you are a hard worker at least ;)
Mike, Kalina is a female so her prices are right, she will raise them after demand gets too heavy, that is good business. Oh, sorry, Good is a word DarkSat has no use for, his favorite word is evil :twisted: :twisted:
Gotta love good business. It makes everyone happy :)
Actually my favourite word is Orgy. 8)
Who asked you about that?
He is just crazy that way, DarkSat, did you call me a smart arse in some other thread :?: DS, you are really looking to get on my good side now, hey bro :?: When I fly to London, you can be sure I will be looking you up 8O :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :roll:
Your comming to London? I always assumed I would have to fly to america to call you a smart ass in person. as for calling you a smart ass, Probably Brigid: [quote:6b1b84ad56="anthonycea"] Oh, sorry, Good is a word DarkSat has no use for, his favorite word is evil :twisted: :twisted:[/quote:6b1b84ad56]
definitely worth the trip.
Well obviously not just to see anthony, my main reason for visiting would be to either stalk yazmine bleeth or buy guns. :twisted:
After you get the guns, please take care of that business we discussed, remember the little mess I need cleaned up in East Akron DZ 8O 8O :evil: :twisted:
Remember, Semi Cut Diamonds, 1-2 Carrots, $100,000
Oh my. We have a threadjack here too!
Raven, you can always count on DarkSat for a great laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: That is why folks that hate him, sort of love him 8O :twisted: :lol: :lol: Threadjack does not matter because Kalina is being bad and not returning to the forum, so she is getting what she deserves. :evil: :evil: Just Like President Evil Edwin and Bush will get what they deserve when they are out of office in January. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
threadjacking is the number one issue around here. i might run on the platform of threadland security.
That might involve more than 3 words per post.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Great post Ed, I still know you are going to lose and so is GWB :lol: :lol:
[quote:ddfdf1f35b]i might run on the platform of threadland security. [/quote:ddfdf1f35b] ROTFLMAO! I vote Edwin! ..And we already know that the John Kerry is ready to sue everyone over the election anyhow. Did you happen to see the movie Team America BigT?
No I don't like to watch movies that much, maybe that old 9/11 film with Bush golfing as the world is being destroyed would be a good one though. We need to get back to the subject of the thread Brigid, "Kalina Bashing" 8O 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Always nice to know that when the US is attacked, the commander in cheif still has time for a few rounds. Went to the Kerry rally here, heard a great line. [i:af27e56628]Its time to get the crap out of the white house and install a couple of Johns.[/i:af27e56628] [size=9:af27e56628]Visit the most comprehensive [URL=http://www.lvrealty.net]Las Vegas Real Estate[/URL] and [URL=http://www.realestatebyjacqulyn.com]Henderson Real Estate[/URL] website online. Or look at pictures of my [URL=http://www.geocities.com/jade456us]Parrot[/URL][/size:af27e56628]
They will need a dump truck and a fork lift to get rid of Bush and Cheney :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I take it you heard about the missing 58,000 votes that got lost already.
DarkSat we can not ruin this fine girls thread with this stuff, but the last election was stolen and do you think that this one will be fair :?: If they do not steal this election they may be arrested after they are out of office, what would you do :?: NO MORE OF THIS IN THIS THREAD BRO 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok here is something that might cheer you up, Im looking for domains to develop for my portfolio of my new business http://www.aaitechnologies.co.uk Pick some of your good ones, develop some ideas and send to me.
Look at your email, I like your site, as you know I believe in your potential and even Edwin's 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:
if edwin is so good he can sort out my 404 problem.
Edwin is good, if he would quit sitting on his hands I would partner with him anytime. 8O 8O 8O :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :idea: :idea:
[quote:32f33674a0="raven"]Oh my. We have a threadjack here too![/quote:32f33674a0] not...that....again....
[quote:7fe7f2e529="anthonycea"] if he would quit sitting on his hands I would partner with him anytime. 8O 8O 8O :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :idea: :idea:[/quote:7fe7f2e529] Getting lonely in your old age, eh?
Hell yes, at the pace that you guys are building pages for me I will die alone 8O 8O 8O 8O :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :?:
No Brigid, my plan is good, Kalina is a bad girl :( :( :x :( :(
hi all, i am henry, come from toronto.
:welcome hello monster! welcome aboard.
[quote:87ce09bb54="monster"]hi all, i am henry, come from toronto.[/quote:87ce09bb54] :welcome Henry! I live about 2 hours away from you. Nice threadjack, btw!
It's alright, Kalina does not like us anymore Raven, I have a mind to start picking on her for not returning to the forum. She really is asking for it 8O :evil: 8O :twisted: 8O :twisted: 8O :evil:
How can anyone not like us? :cry:
I feel bad! Sorry everyone... I've had lots of work keeping me busy. Thanks again for the welcomes! Hello to all! darksat I agree that I am underpriced - but there is a method to my madness - bwahahaha, there always is. You'll see the prices going up slowly until they're where I want them. This is so I get lots of work for my portfolio to justify my future prices. K- p.s. thanks again everyone! Anthony don't give me too much heck... please. I promise to be good. ;)
Don't worry, you can say "hell" around here, because being on a forum with Edwin, DarkSat and Oneill is pure hell on most days anyway :lol: :lol: Just watch out for Oneill, he is the one with the smart mouth, dirty too sometimes. He can't control himself at times, but since he is rich and an Irish filmmaker he can get away with just about anything other than messing with me :twisted: :twisted: I keep these guys in line, you know I call them the the "WM three stooges", just ask any of the other members, they will witness that this is so true :lol: :lol: :lol:
How do you keep us in line you deluded phsyco. :lol: :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Shut up you crazy stooge :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
God I feel so whipped into shape now, yes sir, 3 bags full sir do you want me to scratch myself with that sir. :lol: :roll: :wink: :twisted: To quote a great Irishman, Yawn
DarkSat, please don't ruin this fine girl's thread with your extreme Lunacy 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
As opposed to what your doing which borders on therapy.
[quote:946db18da9="darksat"]How do you keep us in line you deluded phsyco. :lol: :twisted:[/quote:946db18da9] What's wrong D:evil: running out of good lines :?: :?: The one quoted above was excellent, what happened to your last one, you are losing your edge darling 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I see no reason to waste my best material on you. :lol:
hehe, nice to meet you guys. how are you guy doing out there?
I'm doing well, Thanks. But I am not a guy! Pleased to meet you :) **Do I sense a threadjacking??**
Is there anybody go to AdTech @ New York?
Don't worry Brigid, Kalina is avoiding me, so we can high jack her thread. We got a forum divorce a while back and she has held it against me ever since 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :( :x :( :( :(
poor you
Yea, I was left in the dust like an old rag Oneill :( :( :( :x :( Next time I see her you can bet I will be on my knees begging for pity :( :x
Anthony, [b:c7aeab23a9]you[/b:c7aeab23a9] divorced [b:c7aeab23a9]me[/b:c7aeab23a9] without so much as a warning and if you want me back perhaps I will take pity on you. :D
Please don't let DarkSat know you are free now. 8O 8O The guy is a viper with viagra :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I know he needs it because some of the girls told me he could not perform most of the time because of drunkenness :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You will have to see his introduction thread to the forum to understand.
Thanks for the warning, will check that out! :D
http://www.web-mastery.net/postt1302.html The story of D:evil: is in the above link, don't think it is a joke, this guy is a certified wine bibber. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Funny seeing you post live links! :D
Sorry to hear of the forum divorce. How does such a divorce get judged? Judge Maybelline?
I'd like to know too Brigid, I didn't even get to know it happened until it was too late. Now my BigTony is free to roam again. :( :x
Don't let Kalina fool you Brigid, she has a problem many young women have. Too many Boyfriends and the related thoughts and emotional problems that come along with “young girl boyfriend syndrome” :!: :!: I told her that if she was with me that I would lock her in a room with no phone, no internet connection, no way to contact her boyfriends or others and she did not like this idea. 8O 8O I was just trying to get her past this stage in her life where she is having boyfriend problems. :( :( :( You know, she did not like that and quit me. One day she will learn that I wanted to do this for her own benefit :idea: :idea: Saturday, November 13, 2004
hahahaha very funny Anthony, that wouldn't have just been for my own benefit. They're just all obstacles for you.
Now cut that talk out, I just want what is right for YOU honey :lol: :lol: :lol:
[quote:d9c5d4abc2="Kalina"]hahahaha very funny Anthony, that wouldn't have just been for my own benefit. They're just all obstacles for you.[/quote:d9c5d4abc2] Just another reason for you to stay away from D:evil: That smooth talking bimbo seeker is one to be on the watch for..... 8O 8O 8O DarkSat please do not communicate with Kalina :idea: 8O 8O
[quote:e25189732d="anthonycea"][quote:e25189732d="Kalina"]hahahaha very funny Anthony, that wouldn't have just been for my own benefit. They're just all obstacles for you.[/quote:e25189732d] Just another reason for you to stay away from D:evil: That smooth talking bimbo seeker is one to be on the watch for..... 8O 8O 8O DarkSat please do not communicate with Kalina :idea: 8O 8O[/quote:e25189732d] Good thing I am no bimbo. :o 8O
Most of the women I go out with are fairly smart, my X before my last one is now lecturing in university, and you should know better than to tell me not to do something. :twisted:
Darksat has a plan of some sort. Forming his own religon, I think.. :)
Look out Anthony, D:twisted: is back! Hey Dark! :D I hear a lot about you but don't see a lot.
Please Kalina, I warned you not to feed the animals :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Understand, DarkSat goes through women like a kid goes through cracker jacks :!: :!: :!: Quote "My X before my last one" 8O 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: D:twisted: Do you think telling a woman that you have had more chicks than an egg farmer that you will attract another girl :?: :?: :?:
I see my reputaion has preceded me [quote:39731d5025="anthonycea"] DarkSat goes through women like a kid goes through cracker jacks :!: :!: :!: [/quote:39731d5025] Not all the time. and besides, kids run out of cracker jacks. [quote:39731d5025="anthonycea"] D:twisted: Do you think telling a woman that you have had more chicks than an egg farmer that you will attract another girl :?: :?: :?:[/quote:39731d5025] Surprisingly it seems to work. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: See Kalina, I told you to not to draw nigh to D:twisted: , this is exactly the way he draws young girls in, beware Kalina, be very aware 8O 8O 8O
Insert Spooky Music.
Kalina had to extracate herself from your plan, BigT. I can't say I blame her :!:
[quote:674a7cfc6b="anthonycea"]No Brigid, my plan is good, Kalina is a bad girl :( :( :x :( :([/quote:674a7cfc6b] I'm not bad, tell me the plan, I will follow. :D :o :wink:
[quote:cf4602c0ea="Kalina"] I'm not bad, tell me the plan, I will follow. :D :o :wink:[/quote:cf4602c0ea] I need you to get some napalm, acid, plutonium and a small sheep. PM me when you get them and I will tell you the next step.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8O 8O 8O 8O D:twisted: Kalina, Brigid already knows, stay away from DarkSat, he is the next cult leader, he seeks to gain your trust, then will dominate your mind. He will then use you carry out world domination by converting you into a DarkSat Zombi 8O Charles Manson, David Koresh, Mike DarkSat..... 8O 8O :twisted: Do these men have any common traits :?: :?: :?:
10 toes? All male, 2 legs, big coffee drinkers.
I prefer green tea. With honey if you please.
so you never tried my special coffee. :(
LOL. I'm afraid to ask what's in it!
I still say my idea would have worked, no contact with the outside world for my X would have been the solution. :lol: :lol: :lol: I would not use the chain though in case she would have to run if the joint caught fire 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol: It would not have been all that bad, she could watch my Shikira and Led Zeppelin videos while in lockdown 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:
What is in your coffee D? Lots of caffeine?
You got it right Brigid, there is a lot of "D" in it (Devil) :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
[quote:0e1b3c9327="anthonycea"]I still say my idea would have worked, no contact with the outside world for my X would have been the solution. :lol: :lol: :lol: I would not use the chain though in case she would have to run if the joint caught fire 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol: It would not have been all that bad, she could watch my Shikira and Led Zeppelin videos while in lockdown 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote:0e1b3c9327] I am sure it would have worked. Wow you like Shakira so much yet spelt her name wrong today. Do you feel alright Anthony? :? :o
It ain't even working for me, I could not make it work for you if that is the way it is. BigD is a better match for you sweet.
I'm having some green tea now. Kalina, are you holding BigT's heart captive? Be honest..
No, we lost each other a while back Brigid, just not a good fit for either of us, I don't have enough money to make anything happen right now and she has to do what is best for her. :( :( :( So our hearts have drifted apart, we will always be friends, that is the good part :D :D :wink:
Brigid I will just follow Anthony's lead. He explained it best. We're still friends and have always been friends. :D
That's cool. I'm happy to hear that you guys remained friends. It keeps things nicer that way :)
Kalina is a fine good hearted person and I hope that she will get things sorted out in her life so she can excel at her business and be happy. I think she is heading in the right direction and has a lot of friends that will support her.
Thank you Anthony. That's really nice of you to say. I only wish and hope for the best for you as well. 8) :) I am doing my best to get things worked out for me.
The same things apply to everyone, since no one is giving money away, we all have to work hard and manage money right or it is hard to make it in such a difficult economy as we have today. I do not look for it to get better in the next few years :( :(
Nothing quite better than some pessimism to start the morning! I don't like to think that way. It is like "bad magic" or "negative affirmation" It sure doesn't help to increase my income..
If anyone wants the truth about this economy look at the articles in the following search. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Greenspan+Germany You will see that the Federal Reserve Chairman (head banker in the USA) is warning that the weakening dollar and the US deficit is a GREAT risk for inflation and could push the country from recession to depression. or just read this one and you will not have to sort through them [url=http://www.reflector.com/money/content/shared-gen/ap/Finance_General/Greenspan.html;COXnetJSessionID=BhXyEq1KYxkqcVCtt0m8uhAAYJUn4omwgFSqohyw8JaBUzj4EQkq!-421093394?urac=n&urvf=11011255548040.31211039975093013/]Bush economy[/url] :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: 8O 8O
you boys might need to start investing your money in stirling
yeah but they'd have no cents if they did that
Oneill, if we all just had money like you, we would not have to worry. You still never answered me when I asked you if you were going to give me the job for Euro 60,000 per year :?: