He's a hero to many apparently :)
how many answers can you have in a poll cos i had i other one which was my favourite one....unless.....
im winning! they like me! they really like me!
Vote for Me for Posting Leader!
well they can only vote for you so your safe enough
thanks for recognizing my title oneill! you are a great guy.
Edwin is definitely an average poster. Low quality posts mainly.
***brushes that dirt off his shoulder****
edwins great! certainly not a post padder or anything. his short posts are filled with inner meaning. such as the time he said "yeah" you could see the deep emotions he said it with when you looked at it in context.
Yeah.
of course, natrually, you have to be that deep to recognise the deepness.
i am winning! :P
would you like a medal or something???
[quote:b16a4520fb="oneill"]would you like a medal or something???[/quote:b16a4520fb] yes. a medal or something! :P
.....__________ ....|__________| ..|____Medal___| |______________| .|_____________| ....|__________| ......|________| Edwins medal! Observe the perfect proportions!
well done edwin :roll: :roll: :D :D
Wow! Edwin finally got a medal. This has to be one of the happiest days of his life!
Is it just me, or: 1. Would his count be lower if he didn't post every other reply in threads just like this? 2. Are his posts lame and un-thought-out? 3. Do underscores not count as medals? 4. Is this poll unfair in the slightest? It seems biased to me. 5. Does he have waaaay too much time on his hands? Like that chicken guy.
yeah...
uh
hmm
ya
edwin is deep and well thought out. just look at his last two posts.
eh?
ya
Edwin, I got a good laugh out of this and I am sure everyone else has also. It is a break from all of the wars we have had around here. By the way Edwin, if you are going to live up to your Greatness and your Highness, when are you going to get some pages working on your website? Could you at least post some photos of some pretty girls or something?
i plan on making some real pages very soon :)
Edwin, if you were not so busy posting all the time, I think you would have pages up by now... Questions to answer for us all please your HIGHNESS of Posting... How old are you? Do you help the Big Kahunna with the running of Web-Mastery What is your skill set, are you a programmer? How about giving us some background on "The Greatness of Edwin" I am sure that when you tell us these things that we will think of you in ever greater terms.... Love you all....
[quote:3762a308e9="raven"]hmm[/quote:3762a308e9] Raven, we have listed Gimpsy on page 4 of http://www.searchenginesinternational.com let me know what you think of the site?
Hi Anthony, Nice site! I have one comment, though. You have us on your PPC page but we are not a Pay Per Click directory. Gimpsy site owners have the option to bid once a month for the highest placement in their respective category. If you look here http://www.gimpsy.com/dir/Buy/health_beauty/bath_body/skin_care/ you will see that the very first site has a red star, that means that site won the auction for the month of May. Okay, I'm going way off topic now but we are not a PPC directory and never have been. Could you move us to a more appropriate category? Thanks :)
Raven, the title of the page is PPC/Specialty Directories, would you please give us a description of what Gimpsy is. When I looked at your submission page I thought their was a charge for inclusion, I remember that you also had a free inclusion program but that took a couple months. Do you spyder sites, or do humans review these sites. Why don't you start a separate thread and explain, send me a PM to let me know what page to put you on. Review the site again and let me know. As far as taking up space in the "Great Edwin Thread" it is going to be a long drawn out affair anyways. Edwin is our friend, it ain't his thread anyway, it's just about his "Highness in Posting" started by the Guy over there, in merry old Europe....
cop yourself on a small bit raven... in this thread you can only speak of the great edwin
Oneill, I think you are really just waiting for US all to break out in a Great Laugh, well it is happening. We know you are just setting up EDWIN for a great fall here. It is a funny thread since we have been fighting the Google wars, takes the edge off? Did you get wounded in the Great Battle of Google?
[quote:f020324923="anthonycea"]it ain't his thread anyway[/quote:f020324923] eh...i think the title says it is.... he may not have started it, I'll take all the credit for that thank you very much :lol: like it's very rare you come across a guy like edwin....he deserves a thread devoted entirely to his greatness Hail Edwin Hail Edwin
[quote:8975f6d59d="oneill"]cop yourself on a small bit raven... in this thread you can only speak of the great edwin[/quote:8975f6d59d] Done! I moved it to the directories board. We must not mess up edwin's thread :roll:
anyone who knows edwins know im almost always off topic.
[quote:1a9c3e21bb="oneill"][quote:1a9c3e21bb="anthonycea"]it ain't his thread anyway[/quote:1a9c3e21bb] eh...i think the title says it is.... he may not have started it, I'll take all the credit for that thank you very much :lol: like it's very rare you come across a guy like edwin....he deserves a thread devoted entirely to his greatness Hail Edwin Hail Edwin[/quote:1a9c3e21bb] I did not know there were such good comics in merry Ol Ireland
enough of that merry Ol ireland crap :twisted: btw all the best comics are irish and stop going off topic!! you'll upset poor edwin
nah
Edwin you still have not answered my questions a few posts up. Why, what are we still waiting for?
come on edwin we need to hear of you're great wisdom
edwin need answer no questions. edwin is the great...edwin, he is acountable to no man under this sun or any other, bow to the edwin and recant for your rude quesions and questioning!
[quote:8786eba71a="RickyJo"]edwin need answer no questions.[/quote:8786eba71a] edwin good!
[quote:355b2c033b="edwin"][quote:355b2c033b="RickyJo"]edwin need answer no questions.[/quote:355b2c033b] edwin good![/quote:355b2c033b] so little said yet so much learned
Ricky and Edwin, do you want me to write bad things about you two, get these questions answered so we do not question your accountability.
he who writes bad things about edwin will not last long around these parts as edwin is great...oh and to be honest i couldn't give a f**k what anyone write about you rickjo :lol:
oneill, since Edwin will not tell us anything about his talents and background or what he does here at the forum, can you tell us a few things about Edwin......?
um my talents are. basic html and basic server stuff. plus minor league seo hobby. my role at the forum is as the posting leader! i post more than anyone else. i'm usually the first person the say hello to new people. i almost always have the last word. and i entertain the troops.
Thank you O posting King, it is about time you put a skill set in your profile so we can see it there. Have a great day BIG E
[quote:7842efda13="oneill"]oh and to be honest i couldn't give a f**k what anyone write about you rickjo :lol:[/quote:7842efda13] Is that a good thing or a bad thing? ^-^
as long as no one says anything bad about the great himself i don't care that they say about anyone else oh and anthonycea i have only been posting here about a month so all i know about edwin is that he is great!
Oneill, you don't care what they say about anyone else? OK Oneill you BLOODY, ST____ __SE You better start another thread about websites and get off of this making fun of Edwin trip that you are on you _____LE. Just kidding
oh and you can't say anything bad about me either (though that would have been obvious.... :roll: the last time i started a thread on webites it went out of control a small bit ...see website reviews
Oneill, you will just have to get ahold of yourself, make sure you keep a spare room for me over there. I might have to hide from the SE Police. I want to stay on your good side just in case.....
oneill is one of the greatest posters in history! hes a rising star around here !
Edwin If Oneill does not save me a room to hide in from the _____Men. Save me a spot under your porch. I may need it if the _______come after me... I think you know who I am talking about...
-_- *looks around* They're coming for you mr. anderson...
youre not paranoid if they are really out to get ya!
right i'm too lazy to figure out who you're on about so just tell me :?
THELARRYANDSERGEYGASTAPO.......
eh???
dig me a hole under your house to hide in, OK
that would be a fairly big job digging through the mass concret and all....but if the price is right going off topic again
My great friendship and love for you and your country are not enough, now you want money....Lets get back on subject, EDWIN, please help me hide out....Please O Great tech monster, HELP. The GooMen are trying to get me....
i'm not saying i want you're money but if you want me to dig a hole under it, it will cost yeah...simple as that
i think oneill is right to charge for the hole. i never lift a shovel without 1/2 down!
so i guess you'll be charging too
I don't know if all the money in the world is worth harboring a Google fugitive, those guy's are tough, OK if I need a place I will let you guy's bid on the process of putting me under your porch..or in the basement...
*gasp* i'm asosiating with google refugies? i must escape this thread and never come back! I'm sorry, but i have my whole life ahead of me!
Ricki, I think it is to late for you, they already know about your crimes against Goo___. If you do not surrender, the GooGoons will take all of your URL's and servers, you will never serve another website again. Ask Edwin or Oneill for a spot in the bunkers that they are now preparing for all Goofugitives that are now running for their lives. This may be a new industry, we will have to see if Edwin or Oneill can build a bigger business hiding us fugitives from Goojustice...
im glad everyone here is weird. it makes me feel at home :)
Edwin, I think you have that wrong, Oneill is the only nut on the board here. He thinks he is going to turn this hole digging and making bunkers for the GooFugitives into a big business.
when did i say that...are you trying to pull words out of my mouth I said if you want me to dig a hole for you're big fat ass to hide you can pay for it. I'd be some nut if i was to dig a great big hole under my house because some guy on the net on the run from google told me to. and stop going off topic start a new thread to find people who will dig up thiers homes for you :roll: NEW RULE for the edwin thread * every post on the edwin thread must have "edwin" in it at least once*
the edwin is great theme should be adhered too!
well it's not the edwin is great thread so we'll try just to keep it the edwin thread. but you can still call yourself great if you wish that new rule doesn't have to apply to you at the moment but that could well change
Sorry, Oneill for calling you a nut... Getting back to the subject, this matter of you and Edwin the Great competing in the new industry of hiding Google Fugitives (those who have not the favor of Larry and Sergey) This is a great new industry and I want to find out who has the better business plan. We could even put up a website for Goofugitives. Can I hear some ideas on who has the better plan? This could evolve into a great industry. I want to find out if you or THE GREAT EDWIN will capture the greatest market share of this great new business.
that would be great. and dont worry about oneill. he gets sensitive about being way behind in the posting count.
i like to see who be the posting leader if i started when you did edwin. who'd be the great then?
things might be very different if that were the case. almost like a parallel universe i fell into. :P
lucky for you edwin that is not the case
i wouldnt like it! you have a rank increase coming soon. congrats! :P
Rank increase coming! Almost as good as a payraise but not really.
i can't wait...
You don't have to wait! Congrats.
YIPPEE! now i know i'm great and all but i don't want to be the one that hijacked the edwin thread
Oneill, you better quit filling up that Oneill is great balloon, because if you keep blowing hot air, the Oneill balloon will soon burst.... I know how you can become posting leader Oneill, just get into Edwins profile and turn off his email notification. You will then be able to post 5 to his 1 and will catch up with him quickly Also if you make your posts shorter, like "yup" you will be able to get a lot more worthless posts posted....
excuse me but i don't go around cheating trying to make my post go up, i'm an honest man and an honest man i shall stay
:roll:
There you go blowing up the Oneill balloon again, first it was Oneill is great, now it is Oneill is honest. You are starting to sound like Google. Welcome to the future Billionares club. Could you learn to make a even shorter post than the one above...
i can't believe no one has voted for: "I wish I could be like Edwin"
Edwin, maybe when you get some pages put up on your website we will want to be more like you....Get to work, don't worry about Oneill passing you up, let him catch up a bit, and go put some pages up.....!!@!!!!!!!! :twisted: 8O :evil: :idea:
there arent many votes! maybe no one cares about me after all. has all my posting been in vain?
10 votes is shocking bad and now many members... i guess no one really does care about you :lol: and anthonycea who do you think you are... only here a sort while and you're trying to take over already...there was on one else like that not so long ago :?
Edwin, go back to your room, we will care about you more when you have some content of value on your website. You should be ashamed of your self young man. Get some pages up or you will be grounded.... :evil: :twisted: :idea: :roll: :twisted: :evil:
And Oneill you better respect your elders Young Man, I am 45 in May, so you better quit your backbitting. :evil: :roll: :twisted: 8O :evil: :twisted: :arrow:
god you're really old sorry I won't say more cos I wouldn't want you to get a heart attack or anything :lol: not far away from retirement so...lucky you ok ok ok I'll stop now
Now you make fun of the elderly Oneill, what kind of man are you? Shut up and hand me my cain Oneill :roll: :evil: :twisted: :x :oops: :idea: :arrow: :twisted:
i cant believe what im reading!
Edwin you the biggest NERD of all, what can't you believe.... I told you to let Oneill catch up with you, go back to your room and put up some pages on your website.... :oops: :twisted: :evil: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :x 8O 8O :evil: :twisted:
i am letting him catch up. he just never gets it done. maybe ill write a few lines of content!
REAL FUNNY EDWIN.... :D 8O :x :evil: :twisted: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :arrow:
i cant come up with anything. writers block.
you're letting us down edwin, i have come to expect much more from you. I must day I am very disappointed in you.
Oneill, Edwin hath no mercy upon you my son, he will not even spend anytime putting up pages on his website. He simply will post tit for tat as to not give you a chance to catch him as the champion of posting. Instead of you being a champion, he wants to keep you only part of the word (pion). One day Edwin will wake up and let you get two posts to his one, that means in 3 years you will be the posting leader Oneill. Until then, you can start digging my bunker under your home, the way things are going I will need it.
the truth is that edwin knows nothing about webdesign you just have to look at his website to see that. he just posts rubbish here everyday so people will think he knows alot just cos he's "the posting leader" :roll:
Low Blow Oneill, I am sure that Edwin will have you banned for that insult. Why don't you help him with some design work? What is your website Oneill? The Great Edwin will avenge your dungslinging...... :twisted: :evil: :roll: :twisted: :evil: 8O :twisted: :arrow:
surely you are getting used to it by now...only a few posts ago I was having ago at you...I all part of the fun. "Right now there's not a ton to do here, but don't worry, that will change. I have plenty of time on my hand and I'm on the Internet enough that I'll be able to add plenty to the site." well thats been up on the site for weeks and look how far he's got. oh and for my site look down ----VVVVVV-----
i had to make money first! profit before fun always!
never... always have to have fun... best thing is to have fun while you make profit
fun? im about the work!
a fun job is a good job
i wouldnt know. im too busy working to have fun.
Edwin the only thing you are working on is posting Oneill 1 for 1. You were supposed to let him get 5 to 1 on the posts so he could catch up with you in 3 years..... Now Oneill is making fun of your website and you won't honor your prior commitment to let him catch up with you a bit :evil: :twisted: :evil: :oops: :roll: :idea: :twisted: :evil: 8O
I'm sure Edwin will put up a site soon. I mean he is one of the foremost experts on Nerdism out there.
i can't wait... I'm sure when it's done it will be the best site on the net after all it is edwin thats doing it
Oneill, are you trying to get back on Edwins good side? You better, he may have you banned if you are not nice to him. NEVER NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT EDWIN OR YOU WILL BE BANNED....... :twisted: :evil: :twisted: 8O :evil: :twisted: :idea: :arrow: :evil: :twisted:
no way would i get oneill banned! he is the most irish poster here :P
am i the only irish poster here
As far as we know, yeah, you are.
Edwin, I think we need to have more respect for Oneill, after all he is rich, have you seen his website. He owns half of Ireland, and most of the farms too. Oneill, maybe you can give me and Edwin a job sweeping the floors in your mansion one day. We could sleep in the barn and live better than we are now, if we lived on your estate....... :lol: 8O :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :arrow: :idea:
Both of them keep things moving.. That is for sure :) I haven't saw any mansions :wink:
Brigid, have you seen Oneill's website, you better be nice, you may need a job too! Oneill has lost more nickels than we will ever have...... :twisted: :evil: :roll: :oops: :twisted: :idea: :arrow: :?: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
*digging in oneil's couch*
O'Neill revolutionized the farm implement market.
[quote:b62c4b8168="anthonycea"]Edwin, I think we need to have more respect for Oneill, after all he is rich, have you seen his website. He owns half of Ireland, and most of the farms too.[/quote:b62c4b8168] this is all new to me won't really be any fun if i owned most of the farms... would only have half of ireland to sell to :roll:
Don't be so humble Sir Oneill, we all know you are the richest member here.... We need to change the subject of the thread to the Great Oneill, who cares about Edwin...he is not as rich as you, O just kidding Edwin..... I don't respect Oneill because he is rich, I like him because he is sort of Gooffy.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: 8O :idea: :arrow: :twisted: :twisted:
i wish i was rich anyway this is the edwin thread.... i bet he's rich... cos like he's the "posting leader"
Oneill you come from a wealthy family, that makes you rich, one day you will be the owner Oneill. Then when you die, your children will be the owners, you know that Oneill, so quit trying to fool us.
im a poor boy from the gutter trying to make my butter! --eminem
edwin thats just lazy owner me...never i don't want it
Come on Oneill, you designed the website, Right? Your Father owns the company, Right? Tell us a little bit about the family tree so we will understand who you are Oneill?
that would take like for ever well i'm the youngest of three and i'm a filmmaker :D
Maybe you can start another tread on "Oneill's life story and family history" or you could make a film or put up a website about it. I think we all are interested. Next what kind of cameras are you using, digital video recorders or film? Your first name is ? Did you design the website, it is very nice. Enough being nice to you Oneill, now answer these questions :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: 8O :arrow: :idea:
i use a sony PDX10 DVCAM nice camera oh and i have a big fuck off G5 my first name...look at the site which i did design and you should see you really are bad for going of topic :twisted: edwin won't be happy
Don't worry about Edwin, he will always be stumbling around here, right Edwin. Oneill, you can't keep this thread alive forever unless you buy some more storage for the forum. When are you going to close this thread? :idea: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
this thread will never end as long as edwin is around we will always talk about him and then even if he leaves and never comes back we'll will forever talk about his greatness and stuff
now that makes me happy! i'll be remebered when im gone.
Oneill, you are simply waiting for me to attack you, what do you mean this thread will never end? It has to end, there is not enough storage to let it go on forever, are you going to buy the forum a faster and bigger CPU? If you guy's do not quit this kidding around you shall both be hit with a frontal assult...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Imagine a thread that never ends. I can't. It's just too big.
we can always start again if the need be :roll:
Oneill, it is up to the BK to decide when he has had enough of this thread, or maybe he will leave it up to you....If it were your choice, would you leave the thread open, or close it? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
I'll just add hard drives as the thread gets larger. Not a problem.
there ya go....sorted
Edwin rocks. So does BK. and O'Neill. Don't forget Searchey or Anthonycea. Ricky Jo.. it takes many people to keep such a grand thread going.. lol
These guy's would like to forget about me Brigid, but for some reason I get a Email everytime they add a response, so I feel like I have to shoot back at them. I can not let Oneill get to far ahead of me in posts. I will get the Irishman yet....
lol ..i thought you were worthy enough to mention.. especially after they ran you off at that *other place* ..and the frickin' email keeps draggin ya back..haha
Thanks for the almost compliment Brigid, I think that you are a important member here, by reading your posts, I put you a hair ahead of Edwin.
When you say "that place" with Anthonycea, you have to be specific. He hasn't been run off from one webmaster forum, but rather all of them :)
Thanks for the compliment BK, those forums who have banned Anthonycea mostly are run by the Google forum Spy network. You would be surprised, O maybe not, on how many forums are run or controled by Google Zealots. Google has a better spy network than the government, at least they are faithful right now, in time they will learn that Google is only interested in Advertising programs. Search is not their business, but only a way to place ads on delivered data. Lets think about it, why did they buy Pyra Lab's (Blogger), to put ads on all those blog sites. Why did they get in to Spymail (Gmail) to put ads on your Email, Why did they get into Okrut, to place ads on those messages that members post. So they are a advertising company, 95% of earnings from advertising. Play that game and you can win with Google, but you better have a lot of traffic to your site and ADSENSE on it if you expect to stay in the SERP's. O BK, not all of the forums have banned me, I am still a member of at least 10 or 15 I think that is enough to keep me busy. But you seen a opportunity to make everyone laugh and like always you hit your target... LOL
True enough :) Only some of the crappier forums kicked you out. I'll do what I can to protect you from the Google Spy network. The last Google Spy I found here I gutted him and hung his head on the main page as a warning to his superiors. I haven't seen one since.
lol, i'd say we are all safe w/the big kahuna around.
The Big Kahuna is the best.. ..always makes you laugh.. I should know..since he's my hubby :)
w00t! really?
BK you will pick up a lot of members since the others are all chasing them off for some reason. I always thought that a forum was for bringing ideas forth that other members might not already know about. But it seems that some forums would rather hide facts from the membership, keep their heads in the sand so to speak. I think that the members are a little smarter than the forum operators credits them as being. That is a foolish thought process by those forum operators, webmasters and computer Geeks (lets not forget Nerd's like Edwin) are some of the brightest folks around. Taking them for fools is a foolish move for those operators, like they are going to stop facts from being presented, if I do not present them someone else will bring them forth. Your attitude will win you friends and members, your sense of humor will keep them..... Keep on keepin on Henny or is it Rodney, you just don't get any respect BK... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O :D
Feathers, now that he is a star you finally admit he is your Old Man.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :D :D 8O :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
RickyJo.. Yessiree.. 1 year next month :) Anthonycea.. You make a lot of good points. Some people don't want to hear things that they don't agree with. Just because you don't agree with someone doesn't make them wrong. Instead of dealing with a difference in opinion like full grown adults, I guess squelching is used. It doesn't seem like it helps any community thrive, but absolute power corrupts absolutely. especially on the internet :)
I could care less how popular this site is. It keeps growing a little a bit every month and its a fun place for me to visit every month. Since I'm not looking to be a "false prophet of the Search Engines" like I see at other places, it really takes the pressure off. It's tough always having to be right. If you have to always appear infallible its tough for you to ignore any messages that disagree with your viewpoint. I could care less whether everyone agrees with me. Edwin has insulted me many times and I've never edited the little cad. I figure he's just young and stupid and will probably grow to be old and stupid, so why bother.
Come on BK we all know Edwin is about as sharp as a double edged sword, you are simply setting yourself up, you know that Edwin will hit you with both barrels of his shotgun when he gets back. Keep on keeping on.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O
Edwin is not the sharpest tool in the shed. But he has a good heart :)
Thanks for the kind words Anthony! I try to add what I can :) Edwins ears ought to be on fire by now.. or ringing at the very least!
Edwin is a good fella.. I'm reppin' for him! Here is a pic of me on our wedding day..since prom pictures and the like have been pretty happening around here! http://www.geocities.com/featherish17/ The Big Kahuna let me have the spotlight for this one!
Feathers your site said that it reached its data limit, you will just have to have your photo posted in one of your posts, I am sure a tech nerd like Edwin can help you post it within a post..
WOW... you go away to bed for a few hours arter a quite day and then everyone comes but no sign of edwin 8O so married eh!... nice
Your probably right. Geocities is a steaming pile of a place to put anything. You get what you pay for. LOL. I haven't updated it in um.... a while.. I'll talk to "The Great Edwin" and await hos advice :)
I was married once. It wasn't that great. The best part was when she left :)
where is Edwin! this is the longest he's ever been away. ...i wonder if edwin is married
I thought maybe he was married to his job here. Maybe he has separated from us and hasn't told anyone?
i bet he thinks this site isn't big enough for the two of us so he has ran away
how little you know edwin if you think he runs! and yes im married to my posting leader job! i had a girlfriend a year ago but she was a gold digger and i wouldnt pay. my cheddar is for me and not greedy girls.
Feathers, your site loaded but it was taking a long time for the photo to load, you might want to move your site to its own URL, with a shared hosting plan. I know those servers at GeoCities are slow since they want to load all of their ads at the same time they load your site. I know you could get a 5 page website from Godaddy for about 4.95 per month when you buy a domain from them. That might be a good place to put a small site. They have a very simple do it yourself website builder called website tonight that they offer a 5 page website with for 4.95 a month. How anyone can beat that for a start up site, I do not know. I have started a bunch of sites like that...
im sure the big kahuna can provide some space for his woman! what a cold hearted man to make her host on geocities! i knew we was cruel but i had no idea how bad!
thats bad form alright... would have expected better of him
Congrats on the rank increase O'Neill! WTG! I did it more to get a link. Pop ups and slow loading times didn't really concern me.. as I stated, been a while since I even opened it. LOL. BK is always good to me and would let me have as many websites as my little heart desired. Edwin.. good to hear you have made a comeback.. we were beginning to wonder what became of you :?:
well, that's really cool. alas but your site doth hate me.
so what about edwin?
Edwin, we are trying our best to forget about you, but you keep coming back and posting so you can keep your title intact. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
well he's about a 1000 posts to the good so i'd say he's safe for a while anyway
Yes Edwin, come back in about 3 years, you will still be ahead by two posts in 3 years then Oneill will have a fair chance at becoming the King. O that sounds good, from Sir Oneill, to King Oneill the ruler of Ireland. 8O :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
we don't do that Sir or King thing in Ireland anymore
Oneill, do they like Shakira in Ireland? What about Sir Paul McCartny, how about Sir EltonJerk, in this country we have "The King of Pop" "Wacko Jacko" 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O O sorry to lump you in with the British, Oneill, you guy's can't even agree on a pint.
the irish are the ones with the leprechauns. i thought i posted the pic already!
please don't start that again :evil:
once was enough for me!
Oneill, you never answered my question, do you like the singer "Shakira" I happen to be in deep love with her... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O
oh oh! an intelectual and philisophical discussion on the definition and true meaning of "love" and the differance between "love" and "being in love". any takers?
If you look at my post you can see that I am blushing in love with the singer "Shakira" I can't tell you how much I love her lest I get banned here. But I will tell you that she is the hottest female singer I have seen come along in a long time. Is that enough love for you. O I am sorry, you want the real thing, OK here it is: Love is this, everyone on this panel loves Edwin for some reason, O except BK. You can't win them all Edwin :P :P :P :P :D :D :D 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
shakira... is she the one with the small ______ ...she's a bit of alright but anthonycea wouldn't you be too old for her. lol. :lol: :lol:
Anthony Cea is a big Shakira fan, yes Oneill she is the one with the little _____, but the best _______, good dancer, if you get a chance to see her you will have a hard time getting tickets. Yes she is half my age, but she could bring a dead man back to life Oneill. How old are you Oneill, you spyware linker.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Did you get your SpyBot Installed and what files did you find (how many)?
you may have foiled my plan this time... but next time you won't be so lucky HA HA HA HA HA :evil: oh and i did install that thingy found a few things alright (was mainly from looking at all the porn sites) lol. btw the way tony i bet every time you see shakira you have a hard time. and as for my age.... played that game before :D
Oneill, don't be a baby, tell us your age, lest we have to do a investigation on you in Cork. I have a idea on how you can become posting leader, we fool edwin into coming to dinner, then cut his hands off. Then you will have a chance to pass him Oneill. Yes Shakira will raise your heart rate, don't get any ideas Oneill :oops: :oops: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
do a bit of research man and you'll find my age on this site... it wasn't that long ago. that has to be the worst idea i have ever heard in my whole entire long years on this earth. Invite edwin to dinner. and whats with this we crap...you're on you're own there mate. I won't say anything to edwin if you do still want to invite him to dinner but what about shakira.... BTW who ever said i wanted to pass edwin :roll:
What's such a bad idea, Edwin with no hands could not post. He would have to invest in voice recognition technology, we could always gag him then, you would be able to pass him then Oneill. What about Shakira, do a search on her, she also has a website www.shakira.com
[quote:5aa6400b99="oneill"]BTW who ever said i wanted to pass edwin :roll:[/quote:5aa6400b99] like hello :roll:
Oneill, that is all you have been talking about, O if I started at the same time you did Edwin, I would be the leader. How many times have you said that, we can find the threads if need be Oneill. Now tell us how old you are, you spyware linker 8O 8O :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Did you see www.shakira.com you can watch video's at the site, it takes some time to load the home page but it is worth the visit. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i know her from the commercial. anthonycea is the guy in it who dances with the shakira poster in the video!
You mean that Good looking NERD that was sweeping the floor Edwin. He could be your first member, O second after Oneill in the kingdom of Nerd's O and Edwin, Oneill has not cut your hands off, you can still post :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
[quote:ae1502242d="anthonycea"] O if I started at the same time you did Edwin, I would be the leader.[/quote:ae1502242d] But that is true.... i never said i would pass him now and whats with this crap about me saying i'd cut of edwins hands, you're the one that said that and i can get the postd to prove it. :wink:
if you cut my fingers off i would type with my nose!
Well Oneill, looks like we will have to cut Edwins nose off too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O
they i type with my stubs.
Wow, Edwin I just seen your New Looking Website, It looks a lot better, good show man. Please let us know when you make more improvements. Never hurts to blow your own horn, even BK said love starts at home, if you do not love yourself you can't love anything. The problem with BK is he takes that to the extreme (loving himself), well at least he's funny. My problem is just the opposite, I really hate myself, so I really find it hard to love others. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Edwin, are you sure you did not miss your calling as a comedy writer? I think you should add a section for homeless programmers so they can post their skills to the community. I have seen stories about programmers taking half of what they used to make from 4 years ago. From 80 grand to 40 grand, but they are happy to take the pay reduction just to be back in the industry, instead of flipping burgs. What are you doing for Greenbacks now? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
well done on the site...improving
i think at some point i should be awarded a medal or something commerative. i updated society of nerds too :)
Quote from Edwin: i updated socioty of nerds too Please see the new thread created on your websites Edwin and list the other ones for our review please. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: 8O 8O
that thread wasnt there when i posted that!
*cheer!* it's updated! yeah! good job! i'm so happy! rock on!
its just a matter of time! i will make the best nerd portal out there.
^-^ very cool. keep it up!
Until Edwin addresses me as the new posting leader based on the Thread put up on "New posting leader ALGO's Edwin no longer Posting leader" Until Edwin gives a response in that thread and the Oneill thread, I will not post in the Edwin thread again. Edwin is being stuck up right now folks as you can see he is hiding in his own thread only posting short and sweet 2-5 word posts as always simply to try in a vain attempt to keep his so called posting leader position. Remember folks, with the new Posting leader Algo's all posts must be keyword rich and have a actual meaning. Not just , Yah or wow thats great. If Webmastery is to become the number one forum, we need rich keyword content in posts, not just simple two word posts. Search engines will not pick up your posts if they are just, "Cool" "Good man" "That's Great" you guys know what I mean, so get with the program. Edwin, lets get some meaning into your posts now, I am tired of telling you this 8O :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
you're not the first person to complain about that!
Edwin, you made me break my own word, not to post in your thread again, but I have to chew you out anyway. Edwin, you must give us a statement in the other threads mentioned in my prior posts since your integrity is at stake here. We all know you can do it, remember Edwin, this is my last post here, I know I said that before, but this is my final warning to you.
yeah. i see.
we love edwin just the way he is, dont we guys?
yeah we do!
sure yeah :roll:
i thought the edwin thread was dead!
is it? ....as long as your around i'm sure we'd have some shit to say about you :wink:
true
life is hard as posting leader *shakes head* to think i'll prob'y inherit it someday 8-)
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Edwin, can you make your post's just a little shorter, I can not take up my whole day reading them 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Oh, it doesn't take that long. Just look for keywords, like "yeah" and "good"
true.
i tell ya, he's not the posting leader for nothing!
He has a way with words.
a way with few words that is :) LOL
edwin thread number one woohoo!
[quote:759c5d79ad="edwin"]edwin thread number one woohoo![/quote:759c5d79ad] I see why people are complaining!
Big Kahunna, please notify all of those who wish to complain about your comedy or your moderation of WM Forums to the following URL to post their complaints, ALL COMPLAINTS (mostly about Edwin being the posting leader) should be logged at www.complaints.com Thank you for your posts and your fellowship, please remember that everyone is welcome here, even if you do not like the moderators or the members here or BK's jokes. 8O :!: 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
[quote:5eb6526566="edwin"]edwin thread number one woohoo![/quote:5eb6526566] woo hoo! :P
Edwin, this thread may be #1, but you did not start it, King Oneill did. Next, unless you start doing better in your KEYWORD RICH POSTING, you will be demoted further, you were (based on the new algo's) 249th at the last calculation, today you have dropped another 59 positions. So get some keywords that will be picked up by spiders in your posts, this IS YOUR LAST WARNING 8O :evil: :evil: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
in future i would like people to refer to me as King O'Neill the Great Cheers,
King Oneill the Great, when you give Edwin and I a job on your Empire and 150,000 euro per year and a cottage for each of us in the Irish countryside, we will serve you faithfully. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O :idea:
what your looking for about €80 a hour if thats the case you can F**K off.
So King Oneill, are you a slavemaster? Would you that Edwin and I live as slaves within your Empire? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O :evil: :evil:
geez oneill! take your personality pills! :P
Or a chill pill :) Both of these guys are worth their weight in euros. ...Maybe even more...
Edwin and Brigid, you see what a mizer King Oneill is, now Oneill our price to be your endemtured servants have risen to 200,000 Euro per year, plus the countryside cottage's Now King Oneill, you can not get slaves in this day and age, you were born 200 years too late. So unless you can find help that would be as faithful as Edwin and I, you will simply have to pay us our worth your Highness, that is if you want to be served faithfully and honestly Sir. King Oneill. 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:
you can say what you want you want but no sane person would employ anyone on €200,000 a year.... and if they did they wouldn't be around very long.
true
yeah
ya know?
what?
remember that thing?
what thing?
That thing called a "paycheck" that all of us are anxiously awaiting upon your next rank increase. LOL
..which might be forthcoming on your next post!
King Oneill the Great, how can Edwin and I serve faithfully without a sum that is worthy of our humble and trustworthy service to your empire. We would have to uproot and give up our entire lives, businesses and kin folk to serve under your direction O Rich and Worthy King Oneill. So, what is your offer? Since you will not pay us our fair and worth wage! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
offer? i should not have to offer you anything... wouldn't the honour of work under me be enough oh and yippee 400
ONEILL IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME AND EDWIN OUR RIGHTFUL WAGE, WE WILL WORK YOU OVER, NOT WORK UNDER YOU! Remember Oneill, many Kings have lost their kingdoms in a overthrow when they are unfair to their servants. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
oneill is a powerposter!
Who cares, Edwin, he will not pay us a good wage. So It Would Not Matter If he were the Posting Leader. Oneill is a mizer. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O I said Oneill, not King Oneill.....I told you your servants would rebel against you if you treated them poorly and kept them poor Oneill.
i think its miser
Thanks for the spelling lesson you were right, Edwin I have been asking BK to put a spell checker in, I just did not know he already had one in you. Can you go through every post and correct all of the spelling errors? By the way Edwin, miZer with a Z gives it more siZZle. Did Oneill give you a employment contract yet? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LOL. I think it was a feeble attempt to keyword stuff a padded post :) ONeill hasn't made any offers to my knowledge.
45% of respondents said im their hero!
why does nobody want to be just like edwin? come on, if he's their hero they could @ least want to be like him. *ponders*
55% say you are not Edwin, you lose, to bad Edwin, I have been telling you to increase your Keywords in your posts, you just will not listen to common wisdom. You will continue to lose support unless you work to your true ability. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O :evil: :evil: :evil:
what? now im confuse?
RickyJo how can you be confused? If 55% of the people have said that Edwin is not their hero. Then Edwin lost the Hero Vote, he is not our Hero. Now do you understand, Edwin is not a Hero. So that must mean he is a villian.\\****************Edwin! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Oneill too! 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Edwin, at the pace you are making additions to your site, the only ones who will be reading it will be APES. Did you ever see the movie "The Planet of the Apes" Edwin? 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O
ya. i liked the ape who helped the humans rise up. 45% of people say edwin is their hero. food for thought :P
Edwin, your greatness factor can not hold you up any longer, you are on thin ice. Educate the rest of the members with what you KNOW, we all need help Edwin, please start the education process. Your highness and greatness never taught a soul anything, but thanks for the spam post. Payback is doublefold Edwin 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
edwin has said some fairly usefull things when he feels so inclined. he has been a great deal of help to a number of people on such topics as PHP and some of the more technical aspects of being a webmaster.
Edwin knows more than he shows, I have warned Edwin before that I and the rest of the forum members hold him to the highest standards. The members of WMFoums demand the best from Edwin, again when you are a high profile individual, folks will hold your feet to the fire, Edwin is no different. Got a match RJ? RJ wait until your day comes, you better keep those good posts coming! One thing Edwin is good for, he is a excellent spell checker, if I could only package him and sell it. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O
*bows* I shall try and hold myself to the highest standard of excellence. ANd please, do not call my RJ, that brings back memories of a most distasteful individual I did not like in the least.....
So you are going to make me work, hold me to a high standard, boy I just don't know if I can take it RickyJo. Having to type your full name out is a lot of work, now I know why Edwin makes a LOT of short posts. Now we all know how he got 2,000 + posts in.
yeah
exactly. see, and he shares this knowledge with us.
Somehow Edwin, I will catch up with you, then you will be punished for this conspiracy you are working, ever see the Penguin on Batman, well you are Batman, I am the Penguin, I will get you Edwin, I will get you. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hello i'm batman oh and how long is that google search thing down the bottom there.... isn't google great!
Oneill are you stirring up trouble, I said Edwin was Bataman, you are Robin if anything. Oneill, I know you and Edwin are in this caper together, I will get you and Batman, bxxxxxx, bxxxxxxxxxx, bxxxxxxxx Never say Google is great in my presence Robin/Oneill You and Edwin/Batman can not save the Evil Empire from destruction. BXX, BXX, BXX, :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O 8O
trouble....what does that mean and i have to say again that that search thingy is great cos google is my favourite search engine of all time....wow google...wow
BK, we have now identified Edwin and Oneill as the not so dynamic duo, this Batman and Robin team are GOOSPYs right here at WMforums. Remember BK, what you said you would do with these types when discovered, I pray of you O BK, to dispense of the enemy in our presense. What punishment more suitable than deducting 1,000 post from each of them. Now then, after the penalty, looks like Oneill will be - 580 some posts. Edwin + 1,025 or so posts. That will teach them not to promote Googanda here at WMforums. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O Hiel Edwin 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
lets have two threads about edwin on the go
excellent idea oneill
hmmm, i like yahoo! if that helps at all, less spammy.
[quote:a146115b71="edwin"]excellent idea oneill[/quote:a146115b71] i'm full of 'em
Oneill, I think you ment to say I'm full of it. Now Oneill, you better contribute to the Edwin appreciation thread, I want to know the ways you and others appreciate Edwin and what he does in your life to make it better or worse. Now get with it and quit trying to run the numbers up on this thread. We all know your motives Oneill, I will expose you if you do not conduct yourself properly. You too Edwin, get with the posting program (keywords needed in your posts) It is funny that I never have to chew out Brigid, she posts great posts all the time, so Edwin and Oneill get with it, you are not only talking to each other, but to everyone that will come to the forum in the future. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
blah blah blah
[quote:37e21b0d20="oneill"]blah blah blah[/quote:37e21b0d20] true
I ain't kidding, get on with the posting, keywords needed, now get on with it. 8O :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
ok
He is OK wiith me.
Larry, just watch out for Edwin and Oneill, they have their ways of ruining threads by participation or by non-participation. Sometimes they just go on strike and will not post (they yield great power here) if they get mad at you getting others to join them sometimes. Those two are sneaky sometimes, thats alright, I will get Oneill back if he does not start posting again. Edwin, he just eats too much fruitcake, the stuff just drives him insane once in a while, he sometimes comes back to his senses. We have this young lady named Brigid that brings common sense in and puts out the flame wars between us most of the time so she seems to be the glue that keeps us all straight. She has everyones respect for that, Edwin and Oneill are partners in crime and have my respect off and on. This comic we call BK (Big Kahunna), he just sweeps up after all the flame wars and generally runs the joint, don't be afraid of him, he is basicly a push over. He threatens to ban members all the time but never does. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're scaring the new people Anthony!
No one is suggesting that this is not all business, right?
the business of edwin!
[quote:36afefba92="larryweiss"]He is OK wiith me.[/quote:36afefba92] see? you're okay with me two larry! :P
Good old Edwin needs a BOOST to his popularity.
Who's Edwin? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
[quote:c1ca9983b9="anthonycea"]Who's Edwin? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote:c1ca9983b9] but...but....but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, EZ, I like the new Avatar, the only thing that could be better is a photo of Julia Roberts or your smiling face...... And ED, I have called you a butt (ARSE) a few times, but not, but... but....but!!!!!!!!!!
Edwin is a good guy.. No way could we forget about him :)
Yeah, Brigid, he is a good guy, that is the whole problem, we can't forget him, believe me I know, I have been trying to forget Ed for a while, but since I gave him the name ED ZEPPELIN he is unforgetable :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
darksat is a flash in the pan! im built to last.
your days are numbered pal
FPWorld is still the Number 2 poster. LOL
but for how long more
[quote:c0365538b3="oneill"]but for how long more[/quote:c0365538b3] thats always the question
and a very important one at that
3 and a half months.
around december so
In time for my birthday.
treble celebrations so
Dont you mean double.
christmas won't be far away
and then new year
yeah but that and christmas are all one piss up
actually i ile to take a day off in between and recharge the batteries.
can't keep up...
No, i just like to go on for a couple of months afterwards.
